noelmiler:

ed sheeran songs be like I love you alive girl I will show you with my body and my lips and my eyes very soon

raptorific:

“Miles Morales is a teen so naturally he’s read homestuck!”

sheabutterbitch:

pinkaliensocks:

Me at work

matt-ruins-your-shit:

I hate this idea people have that if a parent walks in and turns off the tv while their kids are watching or playing something it’s evidence of some unhealthy attachment or addiction to technology if they get pissed off. If you walk up and slap a book out of my hand while I’m reading I’m going to have the same reaction, fuck off you’re not making some great social commentary you’re just being an ass hole.

rose-gold-cocaine:

It’s 2019 and if you’re still telling your daughter to “put on clothes” because she wearing shorts or short sleeves in her own house because there’s men in the house you need to look at the men in yo house BITCH

the-starship-enterprise:

shoutout to the ancient elves for not only drowning IN their sorrows but straight up building a special pool in which to do so